Break Time Comedian Mugs

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Take me home now!"

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"Mind if I read a little?"

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

Trapeze artists commuting

"I slept funny!"

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Menage a Paws.

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

Need a Lawyer?

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

Brrr...for the last time! Keep your cold feet on your side of the bed!

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."