Coffee And Tech Duo Pillows

Checking phone while walking.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

'How long has what been going on?'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Internet baby adoption.