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"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Man's best friends."

Today's special... donuts.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

Waiting for retirement.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.