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'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

Joined at the hipster.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Night-shift entrance

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Starbucks Siren

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

Rocket Parking

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

Self-Isolatteion

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.

'This is Harold. Harold is part of our company's jobless recovery.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'