Coffee And Chat Enthusiasts Pillows

'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Night-shift entrance

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Starbucks Siren

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Rocket Parking

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Self-Isolatteion

'This is Harold. Harold is part of our company's jobless recovery.'

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"