Coding Humor Lover Gifts

'So, do you need years and years of experience to become an unemployed software engineer?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Barcode Dreams

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Religion and technology.

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor