Coding Humor Lover Gifts

'So, do you need years and years of experience to become an unemployed software engineer?'

Barcode Dreams

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Religion and technology.

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'