Coding Fan Prints

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Silicon Vale

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"It appears you have a virus."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

News Wear World

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

When beavers dream.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all