Coding Fan Mugs

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Silicon Vale

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

News Wear World

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

When beavers dream.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

Lord Robert Winston