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"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Baby Screen Time

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'It looks like our data.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Proof of Being Human

Dolphin tricks.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"All I need now is a trainer!"