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"When I signed up for Basic Training, I thought it was a computer class."

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

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'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

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'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Binary Meditation.

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

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'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

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"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"