Code Joker Mugs

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Fittd shēt

Get crazy once in a while

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

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Prisoner still life painting.

Vacation Mobile

Crisis Buzz.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'