Eco-joker Mugs

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

'When does the rest of the plane get here?'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Crisis Buzz.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Polluted geese

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'