Eco-jokers Mugs

'Sure, I'm made from recycled parts and I'm green, but that doesn't mean I'm an environmentalist.'

"The government has declared war on wind farms."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Crisis Buzz.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

Cut down your own tree.

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.