Eco-jokers Mugs

"The government has declared war on wind farms."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Crisis Buzz.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Cut down your own tree.

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"This material is 80% recycled."

'I'm helping to 'Save the Planet'... doing 'my-bit' for energy conservation!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

'Was it windy last night...?'