Code Joker Gifts

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Fittd shēt

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Prisoner still life painting.

Vacation Mobile

Crisis Buzz.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

You're so demanding, run it yourself!