Code Commentator Pillows

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Hardware and software

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Sports Radio in Crisis

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Nethead strip: Speak binary

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Tree of Public Opinion.

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

The United States of Amazement

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"