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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Banana Split...

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Ball as water-melon.

Pasta

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Brazilian Blow dry

A chip off the old block...

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Strawberry Shake

I love what you've done with your hare.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'