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"Say, Honey, I forgot to tell you that the Snootmyers called...they'll be over for drinks in twenty minutes!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Balloon drip.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."