Cocktail Bar Regular Mugs

"Been there. Done him."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'