Cocktail Bar Regular Mugs

"Been there. Done him."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."