Cockroach Conqueror T-Shirts

When cockroaches go unchecked.

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Yoga To-Do

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.