Cockroach Conqueror Mugs

When cockroaches go unchecked.

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Yoga To-Do

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

CEO's office in a safe.

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'