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'Einsteiners.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Roget's Pet

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Final words on gravestones.

East End Maps.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

No New Grammer Schools

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'

Literary rain

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Dikshonarys

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Cheese grammar.

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'