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The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Nun Fight.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

East End Maps.

Draw!

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'