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Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Einsteiners.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nun Fight.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Selfie

Introducing Piza Island.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

East End Maps.