Cockney Slang Buff Pillows

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

Cat Burglar

Roget's Pet

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

East End Maps.

Final words on gravestones.

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

No New Grammer Schools

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Dikshonarys

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Cheese grammar.

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

"I'm expected to write a good review of this stuff... So here I go with some confusing art rhetoric."