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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Disaster in the kitchen.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"I have a system."

'911!'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Husband does the cooking

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'