Coat Of Arms Enthusiast Mugs

"It's their idea of cute."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Global Arms Trade

Shy Man at Party

Weak Knights

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

"He's always on message."

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

"Have a safe trip!"