Coat Of Arms Enthusiast Prints

"It's their idea of cute."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Knight/Bird.

What?

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Poetry Knight

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Weak Knights

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Global Arms Trade

"He's always on message."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"