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Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Local Knowledge

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Holiday time.

Captain in a storm

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

The Origami Society...

On the brink.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"What the hell took so long?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

A Preschool of Fish

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."