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'Of course the water tastes salty!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Krill, baby, krill."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out