Coal Skeptic Mugs

Clean Coal

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

Pollution Look

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Doing Something About the Weather

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Climate Change is a Hoax

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Alternative Accountants

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Carbon capture and storage

QANON PROUD BOY

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."