Coal Skeptic Pillows

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Pollution Look

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Climate Change is a Hoax

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Alternative Accountants

Carbon capture and storage

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

QANON PROUD BOY