Coal Eye Collector Gifts

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Does my head look big in this?'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

The dead sea scrolls

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Big advantage!!'

Edmund Spenser

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

Henri Matisse

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.