Coal Eye Collector Pillows

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I want one of those!"

The dead sea scrolls

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Big advantage!!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Edmund Spenser

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Henri Matisse

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Ed's Salary Cap