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A Man Recieving His Wages.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Wine of the Day Club

Filling up.

Sat-Nav for Men

"Delivery!"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions