Coal Deliverer T-Shirts

A Man Recieving His Wages.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Man whistles while driving his car.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Delivery!"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

The other days of the year...

Sat-Nav for Men