Clumsy Robot Lover Pillows

Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Cinemuck

"You're hired!"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'Take me to your computer.'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Artificial hearts.

AI

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Intel inside."

"He's a rouge! They lost his access codes!"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'