Clumsy Moments Lovers Pillows

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Showbiz Awards

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Cinemuck

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Working from home

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"Classic Larry."

Quick-sand

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Woman Dancing.

Attila the Klutz.

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

Stick Man/Schtick Man

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

"Maybe it would be best if you waited out here."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

Seems like that always happens when you're wearing white, right?