Clumsy Moments Lover Pillows

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Job applicant.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Dancing.

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Quick-sand

"Classic Larry."

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Tripped over the cat.'

Woman Dancing.

Where is my phone?! My keys have to be around somewhere! Where is my wallet?! Some lost things are seemingly impossible for me to find. On the other hand, whenever any weight is lost it will will always easily find me again.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."