Clumsy Moments Lover Pillows

'Not again?! Honey, let your assistant do the shredding.'

Showbiz Awards

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Job applicant.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Dancing.

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

Jack B...not so Nimble.

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

Woman Dancing.

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

'Tripped over the cat.'

"Classic Larry."

Quick-sand

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

Attila the Klutz.