Clumsy Cap Struggler Pillows

'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'

Showbiz Awards

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Graduation Day 2020

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

"What happened to your finger?"

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.