Clumsy Cap Struggler T-Shirts

'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'

Showbiz Awards

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

Graduation Day 2020

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

'Darn! There goes another one... and right over downtown Burbank, too!'

'You have to try to be more careful, Daddy - You almost broke little Mike's roller skate!'

"What happened to your finger?"

"I can't believe this! When I was your age, I never hit a ball through a window!"