Clubland Explorer Gifts

I could have danced all night!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

La Table

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Marshmallows

On the brink.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I meant the dog!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dance.

'Mother?'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

You are here.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I need a jump!'

Windmill

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"