Club Duelist T-Shirts

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

The Croucho Club

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Sam Jackson

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Political correctness - the early years

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Use it or lose it.

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Social Media Attacks.

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'