Club Duelist Prints

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

The Croucho Club

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Political correctness - the early years

Use it or lose it.

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

'You want a piece of me?'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Social Media Attacks.

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"