Online Duelist Prints

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, always together... but are the really happy?"

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Sam Jackson

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Political correctness - the early years

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

'You want a piece of me?'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Social Media Attacks.

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Hold on – is our Zoom showdown at high noon central time? Or are you on mountain?

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils