Cloudgazer Gifts

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

Angels Blowing Cloud Bubbles.

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'T.M.I.F.'

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where Indian ink came from.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I blame global warming!'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Birds Following Witch.

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Emergency exit into Space