Cloud Surfing Philosopher Gifts

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Creativity

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Crop duster wanted.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'