Cloud Shooting Guard T-Shirts

"Good game."

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

The Suite Hereafter

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Bip."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

An amplified harp

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.