Cloud-hovering Fisher Gifts

'Mine is telling about how many he caught yesterday and yours is bragging about how the big one broke his line.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Supply was out of harps.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

Heavenly Ships

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Location, location, location.'

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Well where the Hell are we?"

Mile high skydivers

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

In the days before Inkblots

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

Beard Fisher

"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

"Off season fishing"

"We'd better head back, the weather's closing in..."

"My dishwasher isn't working. He got fired yesterday."