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'You don't have to worry about who to vote for this year, but I'm from Chicago.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Unsocial Networking.

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"It's too academic."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'