Clone Theorist T-Shirts

'What a beautiful baby.'

Elevator Music

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'Take me to your computer.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Clones are people two!

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.