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'What a beautiful baby.'

"I've been genetically modified!"

Elevator Music

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Take me to your computer.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

Clones are people two!

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.