Clique Observer Pillows

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Magic Act

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

North Korea

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Life's a bench.

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I like it!'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Pyramid Garden

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Euro-Meltdown

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"I'm going to ride it out."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Who wants to be man's best friend anyway.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'